RK ARCHIVE - Rove Caption Contest

Here's mine (Chris Guy - 8/13/2007 2:17:26 PM)

Rove: Good luck with the remaining 17 months here in the Titani---I mean White House.

Bush: 17 months? Aw man, Presidenting is hard.....Now where did I leave my baseball cards?

Mine (Silence Dogood - 8/13/2007 2:19:33 PM)

Rove: "Don't let the fact that they're calling me "Bush's Brain" get to you, George. You're going to do fine on your own."

Bush: " "

Mine (JMU Duke - 8/13/2007 2:26:24 PM)

Rove: Ir R leeving no cryz bushi
Bush: kthnxbai

Mine... (oncerednowblue - 8/13/2007 2:28:20 PM)

ROVE SAYS: Pardon me, sir...

BUSH THINKS: Thing I must do at 11:55AM on January 20, 2009...

Another (JMU Duke - 8/13/2007 2:30:02 PM)

"Don't worry son, I'll still get you that third term I promised you, just don't forget to change Dick Cheney's battery while I'm gone."

another (Shenandoah Democrat - 8/13/2007 2:42:31 PM)

Rove: Sorry I gotta run but those Leahy libs are closing in.
Bush thinks: Everything's OK, Fredo and Dickie will keep me covered.

Mine (mkfox - 8/13/2007 3:54:41 PM)

Rove: One last pat on the back
Bush: I wish I could quit you

"Ooh, spank me again." (spotter - 8/13/2007 7:02:08 PM)

"No, you spank me."
"We've been bad, bad boys."

This one is my favorite, spotter (elevandoski - 8/13/2007 8:10:38 PM)

Questions (spotter - 8/13/2007 7:44:53 PM)

Bush: Where's his other hand?
Rove: Where's his other hand?

Another question. (spotter - 8/13/2007 7:46:21 PM)

Bush: Am I on a sinking ship?
Rove: Rats! Gotta go!

Passing the torch. (spotter - 8/13/2007 7:49:41 PM)

Rove: "I gave Dick the nuclear codes."

Bush: "There are nukular codes?"

Bush's bedtime story. (spotter - 8/13/2007 7:52:42 PM)

Rove: "Mr. Cheney will read to you tonight, sir."
Bush: "Gee, I hope we can finish 'My Pet Goat.'"

Rove Caption Contest (rduckham - 8/13/2007 8:13:26 PM)

Bush: You knmow too much I will have to kill you, RIGHT NOW!

Rove: Why am I letting him do this to me?

Who is this guy? (spotter - 8/13/2007 8:28:57 PM)

"Mr. President, it's been an honor serving you."
"Thank you, Alberto."

Dozens of future caption contests (elevandoski - 8/13/2007 8:32:30 PM)

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"That's not the secret Republican handshake, sir." (spotter - 8/13/2007 8:35:51 PM)

"Oh! I thought that was my pocket!"

Silence is golden. (spotter - 8/13/2007 8:52:21 PM)

Rove: "You can wire my hush money to the offshore bank account."
Bush: "Won't it get wet?"

Sneaky Dubya (spotter - 8/13/2007 8:57:31 PM)

"It was an honor serving you, Mr. President."
"I got his wallet, heh heh heh."

You go first (elevandoski - 8/13/2007 9:02:11 PM)

Bush: Okay, you pat me first.
Rove: No sir, you pat me first.
Bush: No, you pat me first.
Rove: I'm not gonna pat you until you pat me first.
Bush: I'm not gonna pat you.
Rove: Pat me first, come on.
Bush: No, pat me.

Rove Caption (Pictou - 8/13/2007 9:15:17 PM)

Rove: Just follow the trail I blazed.
Bush: Turd Blossom.

Oh how soon we forget. (spotter - 8/13/2007 9:17:15 PM)

"I put the 538 Gore ballots in your bottom desk drawer, Mr. President."
"Why would I want to vote for Al Gore?"

my turn (Andrea Chamblee - 8/14/2007 12:22:32 AM)

Bush: I thought to be a truly successful virus, you couldn't kill your host.

Rove: I never knew you knew anything about science??!!

(Gillespie: In this case, the host was the whole Party.)

Wrong Genus - no genius (Mike-Ologist - 8/14/2007 12:48:15 PM)

Rove: "I have bad news for you; I never was a turdblossom. I'm really a dung loving mushroom."

Bush: "That explains why you bruise blue."

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