Of course this image comes from the amazing, incredible, astounding video interview from then Secretary of Public Safety (too much irony, going to explode), Jerry W. Kilgore. So have at it. I think that the real caption, however may be hard to beat:
Yesterday, we went through the entire day without an escape. It was a positive day for the department of corrections.
I wonder if we could post that in a permanent loop instead of the weasel meter.