Latest Internal Poll - Kaine/Byrne/Deeds Up by 2 Points!

By: Lowell
Published On: 10/7/2005 1:00:00 AM

According to a very reliable source, we'll call him (or her) "Deep Deep Deep DEEP Throat," the latest internal poll has the Democratic ticket up by 2 points.  Anyway, so much for all the trash talk about the momentum supposedly shifting back to Jerry "the Duck" Kilgore, Bill "Gutter" Bolling, and "Taliban Bob" McDonnell.  Never happened.  Never will.  Especially after Sunday's debate (assuming Jerry doesn't weasel out at the last minute, as he's been trying desperately to do).

On a related topic, my favorite comment of the day in the Virginia blogsophere goes to "ATA" on Waldo Jaquith's blog:

Republicans run nasty campaigns, period. They cheat and lie. We know that Kilgore was going to lie his way through this race when he hired the dude from the Swift Boat group last Spring. Every time you act so surprised and yet never learn and never really react.

For the love of God just go for the goddamn throat every time. Don?t seethe and wait and shout threats about how you?re going to attack and then never really do it in any organized way. The trouble with Democrats is that you?re constantly trying to win by talking about issues and solutions. Go for the goddamn throat. Rip out his jugular with your teeth, crush the windpipe between your jaws and crap down his throat. Figuratively speaking, of course. Call him a faggot or a sissy or whatever is going to make his kids cry and his wife furious. Tell everyone he?s ?not a real man.? People will shake their heads at it but they won?t vote for the weak little sissy. Be goddamn ruthless already.

Enough talk. Just disembowel your sissy opposition already.

So there!  Now, tell us how you REALLY feel, "ATA"!!  Ha ha.


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