Shaun Kenney Sings the Blues

The Prez is in trouble, his legacy a rubble
As he recoils from his unpopular war.
His base is revolting
His aides all a'bolting
He needs you but I need you more.

You were mouthpiece for Karl Rove,
Got moolah from Abramoff,
How you worked your balls off for Alito!
Did a job jamming phone lines,
Did RNC so fine,
Although conservatives didn't find you so neato.

Now Dan Bartlett's found ways
to exit from the Shrub maze.
So I don't understand quite so completely.
Why you're so willing
to take on the killing
from the sinking of the Bush prezdency.

You screwed us with George Allen
Our fundraising's foul smelling,
As you leave us entrenched in dog doo.
You're now calling in a pinch hitter
A "grand slam" you did fritter
As we lose to the Dems thanks to you.

You picked a fine time to leave me, Ed G.
Bloody in-fighting and scandals a'plenty.
- Tate's grand jury secrets
- The AG's Safari-Gate
A crocked mess you have left me to spin
You picked a fine time to leave me, Ed G.

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