This time of year, there are lots of graduation ceremonies, and lots of commencement addresses. Unfortunately, most of them are forgotten almost as soon as they're delivered. But if you had a commencement speaker like "our main man" Mr. Ali G, I bet you wouldn't forget it! :)
P.S. Booyakasha! (definition: "listen up rudeboi everytin irie whayaso lickylicky ya wangagot fifiman.")