Please, please, please tell me.

Ok, actually I do know what it is. 

But does anyone else want to take a crack at what we're up to?

Looks like you're using RK as a brand to endorse candidates, similar to what Webb's Born Fighting PAC is doing.  Are you also becoming a PAC?

I certainly think RK is a great brand, and one of the very best blogs in the country.

But you're getting warm...

Obviously, in one of the most inspired April Fool's Day pranks in a long while, RK is going to endorse a straight Republican ticket tomorrow morning and change their name to "Raising Marshall."

Except not really.

We never even thought of that...

How could we miss that?!!!

:)

I was close.  RK is really becoming a brand for new products.  You're gonna sell coffee, other food items, basketball shoes and...

  "Hi, I'm Barack Obama and every morning before I go out to inspire, I eat Raising Kaine Progressive Oats, and let me tell you, Progressive Oats hold this smile up from the crack of dawn til bedtime day after day.

Or John Edwards' RK Globe.  If you look closely the globe has two Americas, one atop the other.  The one on top has arms and in one hand there's a wad of cash and the other hand has a stranglehold on the bottom America. 

Don't forget be line extensions.  Matthew Dowd will shill for the "RK, I've Seen The Light" floor lamp.  It goes with the Lee Atwater, "I'm sorry I screwed you" prayer rug,  and Dowd's wife will have a line of RK good honest cloth coats.

Then, the unrepentant Republicans will have to jump in.  Bush will be selling a package deal with an extra-large Stetson and an extra small jock strap, with a "no cattle" t-shirt.  But his biggest product will be the country, and America will be auctioned off to the highest bidder. 

And finally Jim Webb will have the market on honor all sewed up, but I'm happy to say, Webb's honor will not be for sale. 

Sorry about this folks.  I've taken the day off, and my mind tends to ramble on those occasions.

Yee haa,

Nick

On second thought...not! Ha.