The "Decider" and the "Parachute"

By: Lowell
Published On: 2/3/2007 7:10:32 AM

I thought this was funny.  Enjoy!

Five Passengers were on an airplane which was about to crash; there were 5 passengers, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, George W. Bush said, "I am the smartest President in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." He took
the second pack and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm the Senator from the great state of Massachusetts ". I was my parties last nominee for President. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger,Hillary Rodham Clinton, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life with my husband, and served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The girl said, "That's okay, there's a parachute left for you.  America's smartest President took my school bag.....

Whoops. :)

Comments



have you heard this one (Shenandoah Democrat - 2/3/2007 12:14:34 PM)
Have you heard this one from the Humor page at www.iraqslogger.com?
Supposedly this one is making the rounds in Baghdad:

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway into Baghdad. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped George W. Bush and Dick Cheney," the man says, "They're asking $100 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going from car to car taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

The man responds: "Most people are giving about a gallon."



Great Joke (Nick Stump - 2/4/2007 4:29:29 AM)
This is one of my favorite jokes.  It's been around for years.  This first time I heard the joke the cast included Richard Nixin, (I'm the leader of the free World), the Pope and Henry Kissinger, (I'm the smartest man in the world) and a hippie saying to the Pope, "Don't worry Father, the smartest man in the world, just jumped out of this plane wearing my backpack. 

I love it when the classics get a remix.  Thanks Lowell.

Nick