GOP to Kids: Stop Being Gay

By: Chris Guy
Published On: 1/23/2007 2:04:25 AM

Does anyone remember that old South Park episode where one of the kids is embarrassed that his dog is gay? So in addition to telling him to "Sit!" and "Play Dead!", he then points at his dog as says, "Good boy, now....Don't Be Gay!" Amazingly, the dog continued to be gay.

So what does this have to do with pending legislation in the commonwealth that would require kids to get there parent's permission in order to participate in school clubs? Well apparently everything was fine until Gay-Straight Alliances started to pop up in schools around Virginia.
Recently in a Virginia House Education Committee meeting, such a bill came to a vote of 10-10, officially killing it right there. But unbelieveably, Republican Del. Mark Cole of Fredericksburg introduced a nearly identical bill last week that will also come to a vote in the coming weeks.

Dyana Mason, executive director of Equality Virginia, said there isn't much difference between the two bills, other than a few technical aspects. Mason said it is not unusual for two nearly identical bills to be introduced at the same time, but the strategy for these bills is puzzling.

"Usually they end up rolling them together in committee," she said. "I don't know why they didn't do that with this bill Wednesday or in subcommittee on Monday."

Here's H.S. Senior Claire Bohannon describing her first gay-straight alliance meeting at St. Catherine's School:

"It was the first time I didn't feel out of place and alone in a very long time."

Memo to Parents out there:

You can't control if your child is gay or not. By denying them access to groups such as these, you're giving yourself two options:

1) Have a happy, well-adjusted son or daughter.

2) Have a lonely, depressed, confused son or daughter.

They'll be the same person they were before, whether they attend these meetings or not. Being comfortable and/or happy with who you are during your teenage years is more important than you know:

For Mason, a major concern is that gay and lesbian students might lose a crucial network.

"For some of these kids, trying to find support or someone to talk to can be a matter of life or death."

And before you ask, yes, Mark Cole does have a legitimate Democratic challenger this November. Carlos Del Toro could be the real deal. But it's an uphill battle to be sure.


Comments



Good post (Dan - 1/23/2007 12:04:14 PM)
Really sad that he wants kids to be MORE maladjusted.


BTW (Dan - 1/23/2007 12:05:10 PM)
That South Park episode actually, in its own way, showed how gays are gays and there is nothing we can do about it except support them.


Or.... (Chris Guy - 1/23/2007 4:15:56 PM)
You could send them to some Christian Re-Education Camp in Utah to "cure" them. I think that's what became of Ted Haggard.

Good luck Rev. Haggard, you'll need it.



Repressed homosexuality produces homophobia (Andrea Chamblee - 1/23/2007 10:27:43 PM)
* Rev. Paul Barnes of Grace Chapel, CO
* Ted Haggard, former president of the National Association of Evangelicals, CO
* Roy Marcus Cohn (worked with Joe McCarthy)
* Jeff Gannon (James Guckett) White House "reporter"
* Jim West, Spokane Washington mayor
* Phil Saviano, prisoner who killed defrocked priest John Geoghan.

I have access to lots of scientific info in my job, and I was looking for evidence for this rumor. Looks like it has support...

Psychiatric news: New research lends considerable credence to the psychoanalytic theory that repressed homosexual urges may be at the root of homophobic behavior by heterosexual men.
American Psychiatric Assn:  Psychoanalytic theory holds that homophobia -- the fear, anxiety, anger, discomfort and aversion that some ostensibly heterosexual people hold for gay individuals -- is the result of repressed homosexual urges that the person is either unaware of or denies. A study appearing in the August 1996 issue of the Journal of Abnormal Psychology, published by the American Psychological Association (APA), provides new empirical evidence that is consistent with that theory.

That last one is titled, "New Study Links Homophobia with Homosexual Arousal."  Somebody tell James Young.



Agreed (Claire Bohannon - 2/8/2007 10:03:56 PM)
Yes, I am the same Claire Bohannon that you speak of in this blog that spoke before the House Committee.  I would just like to thank you for this comment:
"They'll be the same person they were before, whether they attend these meetings or not. Being comfortable and/or happy with who you are during your teenage years is more important than you know"
Being comfortable/happy with who you are has taken me many years and I'm still working on it but I wouldn't have achieved all that I have if it weren't for my parent's support in all that I do and all that I am.
Thank you