In honor of Jim Webb doing the response to the Commander in Chimp's SOTU Speech, I thought we could have a little fun and do some "Jim Webb Facts". If you've ever read any "Chuck Norris Facts", you know what these are. Feel free to contribute whenever you want to. Here are a few to get you started:
(UPDATE) I have added all the ones we came up with below to this master list. Keep them coming! Some of the original ones are really funny!
If you can see Jim Webb, he can see you. If you can't see Jim Webb, you're seconds away from death.
When you go to sleep, you check for the Boogeyman. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks for Jim Webb.
The Soviet Union's spiral downward officialy began during Vietnam, when Soviet spies saw Jim Webb take a frag grenade for a fellow Marine. They pretty much gave up after that.
Jim Webb has counted to infinity- twice.
You know Mona Lisa's smile? You can thank Jim Webb for that one.
Jim Webb can divide by zero.
Jim Webb once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills at once. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris and Jim Webb walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
It takes Jim Webb 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Jim Webb can play Russian Roulette with a fully loaded pistol and win.
The only WMD that George W. Bush should worry about is Jim Webb.
Tom Clancy owes Dubya royalties for the title "The Sum of All Fears", because that title was originally going to be used for Bush's book about Jim Webb.
At the beginning of the time, there was only Chuck and Jim. During a fight, they punched each other in the fist. The resulting explosion created the Universe.
Jim Webb doesn't go hunting, he Goes Killing.
Guns don't kill people. Jim Webb kills people.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Jim Webb allows to live.
Jim Webb does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Jim Webb is Pain.
Jim Webb has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart Disease
2. Jim Webb
3. Chuck Norris
4. Cancer
Jim Webb's tears could cure cancer, fix the ozone, and convince Mark Warner to run for President. Too bad Jim Webb never cries. Ever.
The sound of Jim Webb's voice has been clinically proven to cause other Democratic politicians to grow their own backbones! (explains the SOTU response!)
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Jim Webb allows to live.
Jim Webb does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Jim Webb is Pain.
Jim Webb has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart Disease
2. Jim Webb
3. Chuck Norris
4. Cancer