Now THIS Would be a Great Debate!

By: Lowell
Published On: 8/17/2005 1:00:00 AM

Someday, when hell freezes over perhaps, we'll probably see Jerry Kilgore in a debate with Tim Kaine, possibly even Russ Potts too.  That is, of course, unless Kilgore finds an excuse to back out repeatedly or to hold an untelevised debate on a Saturday morning in West Virginia or something crazy like that.  Whoops, too late, Jerry Boy's already done all those things.

Anyway, while we're waiting for Kilgore to decide if he really "trusts the people" enough to debate in front of them in their own state and when they might actually be able to see him, here's something far, FAR better:  a debate between right-wing Republican wacko-woman Ann Coulter and liberal avenging angel (or is it she-devil in a good way?) Maryscott O'Connor of DailyKos fame.  Seriously, Maryscott has challenged Ann "invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity" Coulter to a debate -- anytime, anywhere, televised even -- with her.  Would this be cool or what?  A lot of Democrats sure think so.  Here are a few representative comments from DailyKos:

This would be bigger than Ali-Fraser!  Vegas would take odds!  I'D LOVE TO SEE THOSE ODDS!!!

They'd handicap Maryscott (unknown) and rake in the dough after all the republicans bet on their girl!

WOOYAH!  I'd bet the gaddamned farm!  And I don't gamble!!!!!!

PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE!

and

I would enjoy the debate merely on an aesthetic level since I seem to recall a certain Ms Ann Ghoulter getting canned from USA today for writing such things as "My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie-chick pie wagons they call 'women' at the Democratic National Convention."

But it would be really fun to watch you kick her ass, too.

and finally...

MaryScott, you rock.

Coulter is too much a coward to take you up on this. She would prefer to debate the deaf and speechless.

Like the chicken hawks who do not have the balls to actually serve, just send others ... coulter would never engage in a debate where she could lose.

Yes, Maryscott, you truly do rock!  But will Ann Coulter debate you, or will she run away and hide like Jerry "the duck" Kilgore?  C'mon Annie girl, Maryscott's just a no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie-chick pie wagon liberal traitor.  Plus, we need some serious summertime entertainment at this point, and this one would even beat naked coed jello wrestling in my book!


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