When a political race heats up, the bumper stickers certainly will let you know. These days, for instance, you are likely to see ?Sportsmen for Kilgore? or ?Veterans for Kaine? stickers appearing on cars and trucks throughout Virginia. In such a hard fought campaign, we sometimes forget that we are all just Americans, trying to make a difference. In that spirit, perhaps we can help Jerry Kilgore seem a bit more human by showing him that we are good sports and putting some ?Kilgore? stickers on our cars.Here are a few we would suggest:
?Vote Kilgore, he nevre makes mistakes?
?Vote Kilgore: He supports Gubernatorial pay raises?
?Votar a Kilgore: El hombre es muy gaupo?
?21st Century problems deserve 1980?s solutions ? Vote Kilgore?
?Leave no millionaire behind: Vote Kilgore?
?Health coverage is overrated ? vote Kilgore?
?Lower taxes, higher prices ? Kilgore 2005?
?Vote Kilgore ? he dreams of a West Virginia economy?
?I like smokestacks: Vote Kilgore?
?Virginia is for ?straight? lovers ? Vote Kilgore?
?Tear down Skyline Drive ? vote Kilgore?
?Vote Big Government ? Vote Kilgore?
?Thin Virginia forests ? vote Kilgore?
?Screw Northern Virginia ? vote Kilgore?
?Vote Kilgore ? and your children can pay for it?
?Vote Kilgore and you too can have a prison built in your backyard?
?A smellier Virginia ? vote Kilgore?
?Vote Kilgore: He supports the 2nd Amendment to the Bill of Rights, just not the other 9?
?Vote Kilgore or he can fill out the ballot for you?
?Tell the environmentalists to clean up the Chesapeake themselves ? Vote Kilgore?
?Our roads can wait ? Vote Kilgore?
?Rich Oil Executives for Kilgore?
?Vote Jerry Kilgore, because Virginia?s natural resources have had it too good for too long!?
?Balanced Budgets are for suckers ? Vote Kilgore?
?Vote Kilgore ? he doesn?t have to debate to be right?
?More imports, less exports: Kilgore 2005?
?Vote Kilgore for a warmer Virginia?climate?
?Vote Kilgore and he?ll stop listening to your conversations?
?Vote Kilgore: Women and children second?
?Corporate welfare never tasted so KILGORE?
I know, the Kilgore folks will have a field day tearing me apart for this, but I encourage them to come up with some of their own for Kaine ? all in good fun, of course. After all, every candidate needs a sense of humor, and so do his supporters. Let?s see some good ones from the other side!
"For the Families (of wealthy, white, evangelical christians), Kilgore"
"Vote for Kilgore or He'll Kill this Little Puppy"
"No choice for women, no choice for local governments, no choice for working Virginians, no choice for immigrants, but homosexuals make their choices and that's ok with me: Kilgore"
"Jerry Kilgore: endorsed by Mr. Garrison."
"Jerry Kilgore: Schools or Roads? Pick one, pick only one."
"Kilgore: Virginia's bond rating has just been demoted"
"Apocalypse Now! Vote Kilgore"
"Kilgore for Debate Coach"