Bushcronium has one neutron,12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224
assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are
held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast
quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is
"W". Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly
interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy
neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of
moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed
whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical
quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass". When catalyzed with money,
Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude
more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but
twice as many morons.