By the way, is it my imagination, or does the monkey look just like George Bush in the face? I guess it makes sense, since Bush is a metaphorical monkey on the back of every Republican running this year. That includes George Allen, who joins his 97% bosom buddy Bush in Richmond tomorrow.
Lowell Feld is Netroots Coordinator for the Jim Webb for US Senate Campaign. The ideas expressed here belong to Lowell Feld alone, and do not represent those of Jim Webb, his advisors, staff, or supporters.
This is a revisionist interpretation of part of the song.
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The players tried for a forward pass
The "players" are the Republican politicos; players is modern parlance for people who do not act in good faith, but just like to "play the game." So the politicos hitched their star to a former quarterback.
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast
This is George Bush. Usually in an election year the President is flaunting his political power, helping local candidates. Bush is sneaking into Virginia for a closed affair. He's useless to Allen because of his unpopularity
Now the halftime air was sweet perfume
Early in the race it looked like Allen couldn't lose.
While sergeants played a marching tune
Jim Webb, military hero, gathering up his troops, then sending them out to the field.
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
This is spoken from the point of view of the Virginia Republicans, who assumed that the campaign was over, and who started a victory dance in the summer. But just like the groups who picnicked at Bull Run, something unexpected happened to the party - - -
'Cause the players tried to take the field,
The politicos, with their aging quarterback in the lead, tried to resume what they thought would be an easy game
The marching band refused to yield.
The marching band? All of Webb's supporters. Notice the prophetic reference to a marching band. A musical band? No. "Marching" refers to Webb's military support, and "band" refers to his "bandwith" supporters -- the bloggers.
Signed,
Professor Harold Hill
PhD Gary Indiana University, class of '05
Even a year ago, who woulda thunk it?