The Modern Day Republican....in song

So I thought I would write a small song
( a la Gilbert and Sullivan "I am the very modern major general")
For those who've never heard it

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The Modern Day Republican

I am the very model of a Modern Day Republican
I hate the gays, I hate abortion, but I really love my gun
I cannot stand taxation even though I'm really filthy rich
And one more thing for you to hear, I don't think Ann Coulter's a Bitch

catch the whole poem on the flip....
The Modern Day Republican

I am the very model of a Modern Day Republican
I hate the gays, I hate abortion, but I really love my gun
I cannot stand taxation even though I'm really filthy rich
And one more thing for you to hear, I don't think Ann Coulter's a Bitch

Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly are my idols, I love them
I hope Al Franken Burns in Hell, right next to every single Dem.
Medicare's a Ponzi Scheme to help the homeless buy their crack
I want to blow our budget sending killer robots to Iraq

I think the Democrats are Godless, Homo-Loving Deviants
I don't see why they don't support our strong and comely president
George W's my hope and savior, I think he is just the tops
I'll follow him to Heaven, when he brings on the Apocalypse

The Iraq War is genius, we scared the terrorists away
We did what Clinton sure could not, because he's weak and prolly gay
Republicans are brave and strong and Democrats are weak pussies
I'd fight the war myself you see, but my gut sags down to my knees

I talk about my family values, even though I like young boys.
I think about them day and night, while luring them out to St. Croix
I know that all the things I say are mindless base hypocrisy
But it don't matter because we're a tight-lipped aristocracy

The world is at my fingertips, each bit in its totality
Although for the last 6 years, I've been in my own reality
Iraq's a mess I do agree, but its no new theocracy
If things go bad, we'll pull right out, and call it freedom-ocracy

Soooo....

I am the very model of a Modern Day Republican
So vote for us, because the Democrats will go and "Cut and Run"
So please don't fret, ignore the news, keep unaware, do what we say...
'Cuz otherwise the country will be hit and then get blown away...

(cross-posted on Dkos)

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