George W. Bush
The White House
EDUCATION
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
MILITARY SERVICE
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take adrug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas
Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
LAW ENFORCEMENT
*I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days.
*My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
G求 I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
G求 I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.
G求 I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
G求 I bought the Texas Rangers in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
G求 With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including the late Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
G求 I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
G求 During my tenure, Houston replaced L.A. as the most smog-ridden city in America.
G求 I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
G求 I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.
G求 With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I was selected to be President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
G求 I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
G求 I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over $1 billion/week.
G求 I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
G求 I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
G求 I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
G求 I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
G求 I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.
G求 In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
G求 I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
G求 I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.
G求 I am the all-time record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
G求 My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.
G求 My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
G求 I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation and prosecution.
G求 More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
G求 I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene even when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
G求 I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
G求 I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
G求 I appointed more convicted criminals to the administration than any President in history.
G求 I created the Department of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in U.S. history.
G求 I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
G求 I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
G求 I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
G求 I refused to abide by the Geneva Convention by not giving inspectors access to
U.S. prisoners of war.
G求 I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
G求 I set the record for least number of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
G求 I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
G求 After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
G求 I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S the most hated country in the world.
G求 I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
G求 I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive (actually "preventive") attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the
majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
G求 I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and supported a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in wartime.
G求 In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
G求 I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
G求 I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES
G求 All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
G求 All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
G求 All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE AND VOTE FOR MY PARTY WHEN YOU VOTE IN THE 2006 ELECTION.
PLEASE SEND THIS RESUME TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.
IQ's of presidents over the past 50 years:
147 Franklin D. Roosevelt (D)
132 Harry Truman (D)
122 Dwight D. Eisenhower (R)
174 John F. Kennedy (D)
126 Lyndon B. Johnson (D)
155 Richard M. Nixon (R)
121 Gerald Ford (R)
175 James E. Carter (D)
105 Ronald Raegan (R)
98 George H. W. Bush (R)
182 William J. Clinton (D)
91 George W. Bush (R)
Of course, there is a deep-seted hostility toward braininess among the American voters, held over from high school, right? So I guess it is not politically correct to be intelligent,.