This Saturday, Tim Kaine and Jerry Kilgore will debate. You didn't know that? Well, perhaps that's because the debate is being held: a) at 10:30 on Saturday morning (huh?); b) in the middle of the "dog days" of summer, when almost nobody's paying attention to the Virginia governor's race (hmmm....); c) in West "by God" Virginia -- not even our own state (what the hell?); d) at the remote ultra-expensive ($500+ per night hotel rooms) Greenbrier Resort, located in the middle of "6,500 acres of Allegheny Mountains' woodland" (i.e., the forest); and e) in front of a few reporters, campaign aides and (possibly) invited guests, but no TV cameras since the debate will not be televised (wonderful!).
In other words, "if a debate falls in a forest, and nobody gets to watch (or hear) it, does it make a sound?" And if it doesn't, is that perfectly "ducky" with Jerry "the Duck" Kilgore?