Colbert Skewers Allen Once Again, as Only Colbert Can!

By: Lowell
Published On: 9/15/2006 11:13:33 AM


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So awesome last night (phriendlyjaime - 9/15/2006 11:20:47 AM)
I'm watching it again today.


I'm in tears (Doug Garnett-Deakin - 9/15/2006 11:24:54 AM)
Colbert has mentioned Allen every night this week. I've always said Stewart/Colbert 2008, but I may be flipping that to Colbert/Stewart 2008 from now on. Minikaka. Poor kid. So beautiful.


Dry those Tears (deweeses - 9/16/2006 7:12:03 AM)
Your Ethnic Friend


he he (Hugo Estrada - 9/15/2006 11:26:00 AM)
Great video.


The best line is the closing line. (phriendlyjaime - 9/15/2006 11:38:02 AM)
Really sticking to Allen re: the cost of his "hoe down" with psychotic Dr. Laura, and how Colbert is SURE to meet all of Allen's "ethnic" friends there. 

These are the prices:

  Ranch Hand
$50.00  - Quantity - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Tickets 

  Buckaroo
2 guests to the Hoe Down and Private Reception $1,000.00 
(Each Package Includes 2 Tickets) 

  Cow Boss
Special Recognition at the Hoe Down
4 guests to the Hoe Down and Private Reception $2,500.00 
(Each Package Includes 4 Tickets) 

  Ranch Boss
Special Recognition at the Hoe Down
5 guests to the Hoe Down and Private Reception $5,000.00 
(Each Package Includes 5 Tickets) 

  El Ranchero Grande
Special Recognition at the Hoe Down
6 guests to the Hoe Down and Private Reception  $10,000.00 
(Each Package Includes 6 Tickets)

So, do you have to work if you just spend $50 as a Ranch hand?



George Allen is beyond parody (Lowell - 9/15/2006 7:48:10 PM)
And so are many of his supporters, including several who comment here on RK and defend torture, among other things.  What a bizarre bunch of people.


So Where Is Ethnicistan Anyway? (PM - 9/15/2006 11:44:04 AM)
Laura Ingraham is going to be at the "Hoe Down."  That's no surprise, given her heavy participation in WaspPAC, the PAC dedicated to protecting the upper middle class.

She can afford to go to the hoedown.  She grew up in Glastonbury CT, one of the richest places in America. 

Here's what wikipedia says about her hometown:  http://en.wikipedia....

Glastonbury is the wealthiest town east of the Connecticut River (in terms of median household income) in the state of Connecticut.*** As of the census of 2000, there were 31,876 people, 12,257 households, and 8,984 families residing in the town. *** The racial makeup of the town was 93.10% White, 1.53% African American, 0.15% Native American, 3.40% Asian, 0.01% Pacific Islander, 0.91% from other races, and 0.89% from two or more races.

Yeah, a real hoedown type of place.

I talked to a friend of mine two nights ago who grew up near Palos Verdes, where the Allen family moved to in 1966.  (She says her family lived on the poor side of town.)  But she KNEW the Allen house, and said it was really ritzy, really stood out.

BTW, do you think George will show off his French speaking at the hoedown?



Well Damn. (loboforestal - 9/15/2006 11:55:06 AM)
It does exist.

link



oh man, that's beautiful (Doug Garnett-Deakin - 9/15/2006 11:58:55 AM)
Best lunch entertainment this month so far.

Now, I know blackamerican is going to come in and call me lilly white, but this is worth it.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (PM - 9/15/2006 12:00:17 PM)
Touche.

Whoops.  Can't say that.  It's French.

Jolly well put.