Bring Back the McRib!!!

By: not gretchen bulova
Published On: 9/5/2006 10:43:52 AM

Why do I bring up the McRib?  Well 2 reasons really.  First, I really like the McRib and hope McDonald's brings it back nationwide.  But the main reason I bring up the long lost McRib is the correlation between the McRib and Democrats.

Facts: 

- No one has heard about the McRib in a long time; Many people haven't heard from the Democratic Party in quite a long time

- The McRib was awesome when in existance, but now it's gone; The Democratic Party led this country down the right path in the 1990's, see peace, prosperity, and balanced budget, but for the last 6 years has been flailing around. 

- Even if you don't publicly talk about the McRib (like I do), you still like it.  You secretly wish it would return, you just think others might not want it;  the Democratic Party has been a hush topic for a while, even though Americans now admit they would prefer the Democratic Party control Congress.

- If the McRib returns, the customers will be happy and McDonalds will make more money, a win-win;  if the Democrats win in November, the citizens will be happy and the country will be much better off, a definite win-win. 

As you can see, the McRib and Democrats are closely linked, let's bring them both back into prominence this fall.

Here is how you can help bring them both back, not just for my sake, but for the sake of the country!

http://www.mcdonalds...

http://www.webbforse...

Comments



I was bad (Newport News Dem - 9/5/2006 5:26:34 PM)
I would order the McRib, ask for a McNugget BBQ sauce packett and really overload it in BBQ......


ha! (not gretchen bulova - 9/5/2006 6:02:49 PM)
I just used to order 3 plain instead of fries or a combo.  They were that good!


HAHA (DukieDem - 9/5/2006 11:55:35 PM)
Anyone see the Simpsons where they mocked the McRib? Basically they discontinued making it because the animal they used to make it with went extinct; Homer became a McRib groupie and went around the country eating the McRib before it was discontinued. Also it wasn't called the McRib, but some weird Krusty Burger name, but you get the point.

The McRib is like the Republicans committment to 'family values'; it only appears every two years and seems to correspond to lows in polls (or profit).