RK ARCHIVE - Caption for Horse and its "Cowboy?"

Lowell Feld is Netroots Coordinator for the Jim Webb for US Senate Campaign. The ideas expressed here belong to Lowell Feld alone, and do not necessarily represent those of Jim Webb, his advisors, staff, or supporters.

[UPDATE: Great captions, everybody. Now, let's all buck that George Allen off our backs and straight back to the dude ranch, Margueritaville, Hollywood, or wherever the heck he rode in from!]

Comments

How about (Used2Bneutral - 9/5/2006 6:39:50 AM)

Since he thinks he is a Cowboy....
"Moo CACA on top of Horse Caca = Political Polution"

or "just another Caca day with our heads bowed down"

or "Is this campaign really about Cowboys and Indians??"
(sorry Sidarth, I couldn't help it)

or a couple more (Used2Bneutral - 9/5/2006 6:51:01 AM)

"Hooves do you Trust??"

"is this really Allen's SUV ???"

"from the front or the back, the view is still the same, you see a horse's A$$"

or "If he really is a cowboy, shouldn't we give him the Boot(s)??"

Says the horse... (elevandoski - 9/5/2006 7:35:44 AM)

"Until someone gets this asshole off my back, I'm not taking another step forward."

Captions for the Horse (DanG - 9/5/2006 7:50:37 AM)

"I could've been a racehorse. But nooooo, Mom said. Get into poooooolitics, Mom said. It'll be fuuuuunnn, Mom said."

"Duck and cover, he's spittin' tobacco again!"

"Leave it to me to get the only FAKE cowboy in Virginia. Man, I hate this job."

"Don't look at me, I'm ashamed."

"No, I didn't mean literally! I meant the horse's ass ON TOP!"

"This is one heavy dude." (Bubby - 9/5/2006 7:57:33 AM)

"When we left Chincoteague they didn't tell me a 220 lb lunker was going to get on my back!"

Seriously, George Allen needs to get himself a bigger horse, this poor little pony is overloaded. Maybe good for 150 lbs - she's ready to give George the neck dismount - right over the saddlehorn!

Nothin' Doin' (Waldo Jaquith - 9/5/2006 8:25:05 AM)

You're not a horse owner, I guess. :) Horses can't throw up. Well, more accurately, if your horse throws up, he's dead. So if Allen has led that horse to upchuck then it must really dislike him. :)

Sick (VA Breeze - 9/5/2006 8:26:19 AM)

This horse is going to barf as it's feet hurt because he is walking on a hard road without shoes. Also, this horse knows that George Allen has taken money from the Meat/Beef industry and has kept a bills that would protect wild horses from slaughter stuck in his committees. Also, this horse is depressed as it wanted to take part in the Rally for Horses today in DC with Willie Nelson's family.

The manuever (hereinva - 9/5/2006 8:32:34 AM)

"Lets see if I can remember this...o.k...lean forward..head down..kick back legs up quickly 3 times...freedom"

Look who showed up (VA Breeze - 9/5/2006 8:51:01 AM)

They told me a great man was going to ride me today-and this joker showed up instead of Jim Webb..

Straight from Saturday's rally (Ambivalent Mumblings - 9/5/2006 8:55:55 AM)

Well, you could take a quote straight from Saturday's rally at Robinson High School

George Allen is as much of a cowboy as Jerry Seinfeld.

Here are some (Dan - 9/5/2006 9:16:08 AM)

Yee-huh?

Horse - "I wish he would shut up"

Horse - "I'd love to buck him off right now"

And you thought you couldn't make horseshit any bigger

The poor horse... (The Ditzy Democrats - 9/5/2006 9:25:46 AM)

My first thought was that it was hanging its head in shame. A "Please, don't let anyone I know see me with this guy!" kind of thing.

Of course, we could always just use Allen's quote in the WaPo this morning- Kids like horses.

Off topic, but funny also . . .Allen family portrait (PM - 9/5/2006 11:24:51 AM)

http://www.wonkette....

Looks like it was done by Thomas Kinkade . . .

I love this part (Lowell - 9/5/2006 11:32:47 AM)

"...theyâ€™re all trapped in some sort of hellish, washed-out, post-apocalyptic On the Beach-meets-Margaritaville scenario."

As long as we're not trapped with them!

Questions... (Loudoun County Dem - 9/5/2006 12:00:13 PM)

...who is he throwing to? the girl with the mic (his oldest daughter), the kid with the guitar (his son), the dude with the uke, or the girl in the back? It doesn't seem like any of them are prepared for a pass...

...He even needs the tv on the portrait tuned to Fox???...

...What's with the single high heel shoe with the bird on it?...

Look in the back (fouro - 9/6/2006 3:01:22 AM)

between the surfers and the uke-toting lowlife - there's a stick kid with his arm up, face towards us. And George is looking the other way, of course.

RE: HA HA HA HA HA!!! (JPTERP - 9/5/2006 11:14:39 PM)

This is a portrait of the Allen family vacationing in tropical Anwar Alaska circa 2012. The trip is paid for by George's lucrative career as a lobbyist for ExxonMobile. Fox News (the Ministry of Information) has apparently survived the global apocalypse.

The original title for the painting was:
"Imagination blanche de dÃ©tritus dans le mineur de G" or "Nouveaux Riches Fantasy in G Minor"

Caption (lwumom - 9/5/2006 11:53:44 AM)

Will the "real" Bubba, please take a bow?

Bob Gibson of the Cville Daily Progress reported that the horses name is "Painted Bubba".

I won't cross the finish line... (kevinceckowski - 9/5/2006 12:46:30 PM)

for this creep...."So get off my BACK!"

GOOOOOOOO JIMMMMMMMM !!!!!

You will win by more than a length!

If George Allen is sadistic enough.... (mosquitopest - 9/5/2006 2:52:31 PM)

If George Allen is sadistic enough to ride a shoeless horse on concrete....
What will he do to his constituents?

Constituents...you have a chance to BUCK GEORGE OFF of his high horse.

VOTE WEBB!

Caption for the photo (libra - 9/5/2006 7:16:17 PM)

I apologize; I really do... Now, will someone, please, get this macaca off my back?

RE: Caption (JPTERP - 9/5/2006 7:21:12 PM)

A 54-year old man dressed in a cowboy outfit was spotted at yesterday's Buena Vista parade. When asked for comment, the rider, George Allen of Alexandria Virginia, stated "I used to live in California, but people laughed me out of the state because of my movie cowboy schtick. They said it was no longer 'cool' to act like John Wayne, Lee Marvin, or Roy Rogers. I have found Virginia to be much more accepting of my alternative lifestyle choice."

A few titles (Rebecca - 9/5/2006 8:51:20 PM)

The horse:

"Get this damn monkey off my back."

The rider:

"I wonder where all the cows are."

The horse:

"I am so humiliated."

The rider:

"Look pony, I'm in charge. Can't you see I'm the sheriff?

okay... (fouro - 9/6/2006 3:07:33 AM)

"So he 'wants to make a statement,' he says. 'Give me the Choclate and White horse,' he says. I'm a freekin birthday pony, you idiot!"