Top Ten Reasons to Support George Allen

By: Kindler
Published On: 8/16/2006 8:56:12 PM

Sen. George Allen+óGé¼Gäós recent video performance won+óGé¼Gäót truly penetrate the public consciousness until the cartoonists and comedians have at him.  So, let+óGé¼Gäós give Letterman a head-start with this Top Ten list!

10) Real men don+óGé¼Gäót know the difference between a mohawk and a mullet.
9) Past Virginia leaders have included Washington, Jefferson and Madison +óGé¼GÇ£ no point even trying to live up to that standard!.
8) He+óGé¼Gäós a white male heterosexual Christian.  Okay, so+óGé¼Gäós his opponent, but Allen is MORE so
7) You can+óGé¼Gäót trust a leader who+óGé¼Gäós smarter than you is.
6) Burning crosses are a natural, renewable source of light and heat.
5) He may attack full-grown minorities, but he has endless compassion for stem cells.
4) George Allen tells it like it is.  Or was.  In Alabama.  In the fifties.
3) He+óGé¼Gäós improving public knowledge of foreign languages +óGé¼GÇ£ well, certain words, at least.
2) If defeated, he+óGé¼Gäós threatening to become host of +óGé¼+ôAmerica+óGé¼Gäós Least Funny Home Videos.+óGé¼-¥

And, the number one reason to support George Allen+óGé¼-ª..

1) We need Senators as dumb as the President to maintain our system of checks and balances.


Comments



He also makes everyone else in Virginia (Lowell - 8/16/2006 9:30:29 PM)
look great by comparison! :)


Funny! (David Campbell - 8/17/2006 7:36:29 AM)
Nicely done.


You Done Good Kindler...You Done Good (David M - 8/18/2006 4:42:03 PM)
Excellent post...my particular favorites:

6) Burning crosses are a natural, renewable source of light and heat.
5) He may attack full-grown minorities, but he has endless compassion for stem cells.
4) George Allen tells it like it is.  Or was.  In Alabama.  In the fifties.

Brilliant!