Iranian Leader Bans Usage of Foreign WordsThe Associated Press
Saturday, July 29, 2006; 9:31 AMTEHRAN, Iran -- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered government and cultural bodies to use modified Persian words to replace foreign words that have crept into the language, such as "pizzas" which will now be known as "elastic loaves," state media reported Saturday.
The presidential decree, issued earlier this week, orders all governmental agencies, newspapers and publications to use words deemed more appropriate by the official language watchdog, the Farhangestan Zaban e Farsi, or Persian Academy, the Irna official news agency reported.
So, would you like anchovies or pepperoni on your elastic loaves? And will the Pizza Hut of Iran - assuming there is such a thing - now be known as "Elastic Loaves Hut?" What next, will they rename French Fries "Freedom Fries" (or "Farsi Fries")? Ha, guess that idea's already taken...by OUR crazies, not theirs!
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How about this recent chestnut from W: "Transforming countries that have suffered decades of tyranny and violence is difficult, and it will take time to achieve. But the consequences will be profound... When the Middle East grows in liberty and democracy, it will also grow in peace, and that will make America and all free nations more secure." Holy crap! How could he KNOW that? Must be his years of success in transforming violent places into peaceable, freedom-loving, democratic bastions of liberty and justice for all.
What galls me is the pedantic tone of these liars. Bush talks down to everyone, telling us all what to believe. George Allen does the same, while revising history to suit his ends. If you have all the power, and tell everyone to be fearful long enough, most of them will. Allen and Bush are not so different from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, really.
I know that the French attempt to regulate the French language via the Académie française, the Quebec governement in Canada also legisilates on language. The Germans and their neighbors recently reformed their language. The Netherlanders and Belgians do the same with the Dutch language. The Israelites regualate the modern Hebrew language and promote the use of Hebrew or Arabic based new words over using foreign loan words. China and Singapore simplified their spelling around the 1950s.
I don't think the Persians having their government and some cultural institutions reform certain language practices is a big deal.
The Iranians are not crazy. Their government is shrewd and determined. The Persian language reforms may suit the leaderships goals, but it could also be a relatively benign nationalistic action.
The English speaking people don't try to regulate their language. Webster and the OED are torture enough. We're Americans, we still eat French Fries. Pass the salt.
By the way, I think all attempts to "ban" foreign words is futile, ridiculous, and kind of bonkers. Should we ban the words "deja vu" or "renaissance" or "taco" or "Los Angeles" from the English language because they are "foreign?" That's crazy. Same thing with the whole "Freedom Fries" thing. Same thing with the President of Iran. Wacky.
Then the right wing takes over America and hostilities pour forth. Any hopes for a western transformation are lost. The people of Iran gather in fear and allow the Mullahs to gain in power. Bush & Co. became the perceived enemy and when there is an enemy people gather to oppose. They leaned back into the old wacky ways. But don't give up on them.
I think bush was in a hurry partly because they couldn't let Iran stabilize on its own. They had to polarize them to keep plenty of enemies in the world for the war profiteers.
The many Iranian Americans that I know are devastated by the lost potential they had for gaining their country back. The Right Wing needs lots of enemies. The Right Wings in America and Israel have done extremely well.