Damn 14 Year Olds!
By: Lowell
Published On: 6/18/2005 1:00:00 AM
OK, just for the record, no 14-year-old should be able to play kick-ass guitar behind their head while standing on a chair and causing the crowd to go wild (see 14-year-old in picture at far right). And no 14-year-old should be able to blog and create sophisticated political maps like this. And no 14-year-old (or maybe 15-year-old, but who's counting?) should be a super-political strategist at such a tender young age. And no bunch of 14-year-olds (ok, maybe they're 16 or 18 or whatever...details, details!) should be able to help a 30-year-old defeat five other candidates in his first run for office. But the thing is, 14-year-olds not only CAN do all of these things, they DO do all of these things. Just in the past week, I've seen them all in action. And I hate them for it. How can they be so freakin' talented at such a young age? Damn 14-year-olds!
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