I like the "Bob Marshall Knows More About Who You Should Marry Than You Do" Amendment.

is the "Pro Domestic Abuse Amendment", due to it's rather, er, liberal allowance of abuse in non-married living arrangements.

too simplistic?

call it the "Marriage Amendment That Keeps on Growing and Growing and Growing"  No pun intended, but there is so much in it that it makes me sick.

There was a letter, I believe in the Washington Times that my boyfriend's dad cut out. 

It was a story of a happy gay couple, in a new home, new neighborhood. All the neighbors loved them.  They would cut the grass and do the flower gardens, and even shovel their neighbors snow.  All was grand.

Then one day, out from the corner of one neighbor's eye, she saw them kiss, on the FRONT YARD. Oh my GOD, sound the alarm!!  Warning Will-Robinson!!

She quickly organized the neighbors, and they WROTE A PETITION, that such behavior is NOT allowed.  She proudly delivered it to their door one morning (probably with a fresh brewed pot of Java).

Suddenly the neighbors felt sad, because the gay boys did not want anything to do with them EVER AGAIN, so she wrote Dear Abbey or something like that, and asked her what she should do.

Dear Abbey said they were all narrow-minded bigots and it's no wonder they did not want anything to do with them ever again. 

And that is the marriage amendment in a couple of nutshells (and nutcases).  Control what you are afraid of, all the way to changing the Constitution. COOH-COOH!

the "After the Segregationists Lost the Civil Rights Movement in the 60s We in the South Need Someone New To Oppress" amendment?
Or maybe the "Return Of Pink Triangles" amendment?
Hell, why not just call it what it is: the "God Hates Fags"amendment.
Or maybe, just the Hate Amendment.
Why ballast it up with extra words?

maybe we should ask ol' Pastor John what he thinks it oughter be called.

n/t

Or just the Against Marriage Amendment. It's about limiting rights not protecting them.
I hope all you readers are tuned in to the Commonwealth Coalition. They are promoting the vote no education project.

so is:

"we're protecting your children from the real world" amendment

"hey-it's an election year" amendment

"Pat Robertson paid us off" amendment

"Listen, we can't win the war on terror with gays getting married" amendment

"Nothing to see here...move along" amendment

Here's the most inflammatory (and sadly, apt) names I can think of:  The "Pro-AIDS amendment" or how about the "Let Them Die For Their Sins Amendment."

Or

The 'I Support Oppression' amendment.

Given that gay Virginians are taxpaying members of our state and our nation - how do you justify disenfranchising them from the rights that others in our society are afforded?

--mm

a bunch of people voted against desegregation around here a long time ago....I knew better than those dolts too, or sure as hell would have, had I been old enough.
Please to return beneath your bridge.

Passed by huge pluralities in Virginia. Seems like you would have more respect for The Law than to use it as a tool for discrimination...but maybe not.  Everything for sale eh?

He was responding to a courageous gay high school student in Western Virginia who asked him why he couldn't get married.

He can only lie to some poor girl if he wants to get married.  That's a sanctified marriage. 

Straight people can marry out of love.  Gay people can't.  You're right.  Its not complicated.

The Anti-Single People Amendment
The Special Rights for Heterosexuals Amendment
The We Want to be Alabama Amendment
The My Family is Better Than Your Family Amendment
The Undo the Enlightenment Amendment

And, compliments of sophrosyne...

The "Complementary Parts of the Whole Human Organism" Amendment

The Anti-homosexual Amendment

That completely cracked me up-cianti or no chianti.  :)

That one is my favorite so far.

See my previous post on how this amendment will eviscerate the historic Virginia Bill of Rights, at .

It's the gay-bashing amendment. Plain and simple.