Miss Fitt on Bob Marshall

By: Lowell
Published On: 6/15/2005 1:00:00 AM

Dear Miss Fitt,
I am completely infuriated! I voted for Bob Marshall for Delegate because I thought he was a fine, religious man, not knowing that he would put his political office in his own home right here in my neighborhood. You can imagine my shock when I looked out my window and saw our quiet street filled with a throng of outrageous squirrley types (you know what I mean) milling about his door!  I can?t have these kinds of people on my street, and I don?t see how I can ever vote for Mr. Marshall again. It?s a howling outrage! What is this world coming to?

(Signed) Hollering Mad in Manassas

Dear Hoot ?n? Holler,
Both of you could do with a little attitude adjustment, but the real culprit here is pennypincher Delegate Bob Marshall. Since the State pays for his in-district office, where is that money going?  Obviously not into commercial office space where he could receive any and all constituents unobtrusively.

As for calling the police on people exercising their First Amendment rights, remember that, being a ?New ? Republican, Marshall may well be suffering from common New Republican emotional immaturity, stuck in early adolescence and clearly obsessed with s-e-x. People, especially men, in this arrested stage of development often are actually scared spitless by s-e-x in any of its forms, so they cover their confusion with macho layers of righteousness. In other words, pity him, if this is his situation, and arrange for him to have plenty of free time for necessary therapy by voting Democratic and replacing him in the 13th District with Bruce Roemmelt.

Forward March,

Miss Fitt

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