liberal swine

By: Pastor John
Published On: 5/25/2006 10:55:21 AM

this website is occupied mainly by liberal swine. i have put up a website so this thing should be shipped back to siberia where it came from.

http://virginiarepublican.blogspot.com

you all are the kind of whiny frog eaters who hold a 10,000 person protest when their toilet paper runs out, even though they don't even use toilet paper, soap, or other bathroom hygene products, including dial.

what say you, homosexuals?

what say you, liberals?

do you have a response for me or are you going to hide behind your vanilla lattes and your silly shoes??
it is no longer safe to be a straight white male in this country anymore. god save us all.

the russians in the virginia senate are imposing their way of life on us, taxing the air we breath. the only thing, it seems, that is safe from taxation, is abortion and gay marriage.

thank god for leaders like george allen, who stand against this website.

thank god for crowbars, our only defense against the illegal immigrants, who are carted into this country by liberals with wheelbarrows.

thank god for me.

Comments



tip jar (Pastor John - 5/25/2006 10:59:05 AM)
my name is pastor john.

when i die i would like to be covered in plaster and sit in a big dish with water over my head.



Is this Stephan Colbert? (Loudoun County Dem - 5/25/2006 11:09:16 AM)
Very dry...


Well, Apparently I'm a troll... (Loudoun County Dem - 5/25/2006 11:51:55 AM)
I'm not sure what I did to deserve this but, the people have spoken...


COMMENT HIDDEN (Ben - 5/25/2006 12:29:07 PM)


Could you please explain why I am a troll? (Loudoun County Dem - 5/25/2006 1:11:49 PM)
Or is this just pointing and screaming "Witch" or "Commie"?


no (Dude - 5/25/2006 2:43:26 PM)
that site is real and i want it taken down NOW!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MORE RIGHTWINGERS



Welcome, King of All Wingnuts! (Josh - 5/25/2006 12:05:57 PM)
May the road rise to meet you and may God almighty save us from the Homosexual Agenda, Hillary Clinton, and the Apple Pie Tax.


I'm pretty sure the whole thing is a joke. (phriendlyjaime - 5/25/2006 12:09:18 PM)
If not, then it is still really entertaining. 


I, for one, am glad that Pastor John has returned (Lowell - 5/25/2006 1:37:00 PM)
The Virginia blogosphere wasn't the same without him, including his tirades on how Raising Kaine "once tried to convert me to islam" and how Not Larry Sabato "is dedicated to destroying mars."  All hail Pastor John!


damn you (Pastor John - 5/25/2006 2:13:53 PM)
this is not a joke, i'm not some hick with the inbreeding


Ha! (phriendlyjaime - 5/25/2006 2:18:50 PM)
You are hilARious!

Good stuff...and your blog-great sarcasm!



This is outrageous (Dude - 5/25/2006 2:28:32 PM)
I cannot believe this stuff would be allowed to be published.


He's just kidding. (phriendlyjaime - 5/25/2006 2:30:03 PM)
And is he isn't, i am not giving him the satisfaction of getting "my panties in a bunch" bc he isn't worth it if he is serious.

Hey-maybe its latent love for men.  Do you think he needs a hook up for a down low relationship?



no this is serious (Dude - 5/25/2006 2:42:06 PM)
I cannot believe this. I cannot believe this. I am totally distraught.


Dude- (phriendlyjaime - 5/25/2006 2:46:44 PM)
it's your first day here; welcome.

Now chill out.



i am so angry right now (Dude - 5/25/2006 4:11:59 PM)
sorry i am this guy is spouting nonsense.


But he is doing it to make you mad. (phriendlyjaime - 5/25/2006 4:40:25 PM)
Don't let it get to you.  :)


Get a grip, "Dude" (Lowell - 5/26/2006 9:23:54 AM)
Pastor John's an ol' Virginia tradition.  Anyway, how can you hate a guy who once had a headline "george allen is not a feefy foofy man" or who wrote "but few people really know the true danger of illegals, because the liberal media doesn't want to tell you. they're floating up on their tire tubes towards the ocean shore and snatching up children?"

Ha. :)



Two questions (Lowell - 5/25/2006 2:42:06 PM)
1) Ever hear of the First Amendment?
2) Ever hear of satire?


Thank god for you, Pastor John for showing us The Light (Mookie - 5/25/2006 8:20:28 PM)
because you point out where the country is going to hell in a handbasket:

*  unlike in your grandfather's time, in this country white men actually have to compete against women and minorities to get a job instead of having a job handed to them (even while they still get paid more for the same job);
*  because unlike in your grandfather's time, you actually have to exercise your freedom - and get up off your butt -- to take your kid to the place of worship of your choice instead of forcing state-funded teachers to choose and pass on the religious indoctrination for you;
*  because unlike in your grandfather's time, it's not illegal for whites to marry non-whites in any state; and someday it won't be illegal for any couple willing to make a committment to marry;
*  because, at least for now, a person's bodily integrity and medical privacy is protected against the uninformed opinion of a self-anointed minority group of busybodies.