I walk quickly, with my head bowed down, and my hands clutching my keys and mace. I have started wearing a wig, and big scary sunglasses. I haven't gone out in weeks, and my dog has just assumed his position as doormat. My fridge is bare and my ass is fat, thanks to all of the take out. I haven't slept in days, and I smell bad.
Follow me, if you dare....
All joking aside...
For the past 2 weeks, Harris Miller has been stalking me. I arrive home, and see that a new message is on my machine. It's not a friend, or a family member, or a call telling me I had won a million dollars; and unfortunately, IT IS NOT JAMES WEBB.
It is Harris Miller, who I am SURE is becoming more recognizable now that he has a staff calling people and leaving a recorded message on registered Dems machines.
Folks, this is not good.
Where is the Webb campaign on this phone banking stuff?
I worked many of them for Kaine, and I would be happy to do so again. With Allen's supporters going to the polls to vote for Miller, and Miller supporters lying about Webb to Dems, and the fact that Diebold is in the house...I am starting to get scared.
So, help me stop living in fear, guys!
Tell me...what should I be most afraid of? Or should I be afraid AT ALL?
Trick question: you're making phone calls for Webb!
;-)