Veruca Salt claims that James Webb stole the original "Everlasting Gobstopper" from her after she stole it from Willy the W. Will Harris Miller accept her endorsement?
Since Greg Bouchillon's family came to America in the 17th century, can he bitch about Tom Tancredo and Pat Buchanan stealing his jobs?
Who lives in Ben Tribbet's basement?
Is Lowell Feld working to cover Jerry Falwell's $2 Million debt?
None of these questions are answered in today's Monstrosity, but it's brilliant fun anyway.
READ IT AND BE OFFICIALLY INFOTAINED!
Honestly, the tears are really just from laughing so hard... oh and it's allergy season, yeah, that's it. Allergies.
Will anyone ever learn how to spell Bouchellon or Chernilla correctly?