George Allen, in Davenport and Cedar Falls, Iowa on Saturday, had this to say about whether he would serve out another Senate term if reelected:
I'll consider the future when we get to the future. That's clearly going to be the scheduling priority and the claim on my time. It's Virginia by far. My focus is on 2006. My priority is Virginia.
Let's parse this Allen doubletalk, inanity and nonsense.
1) "I'll consider the future when we get to the future." Translation: "I will NOT serve out my Senate term; I'm running for President, of course!" Questions for George "Dumber than a Post" Allen: when do you get to the future, exactly? Doesn't the future take place right after the present, which is, like, NOW? (ouch, my head hurts and it's not a hard hit by the opposing linebacker either!)
2) "That's clearly going to be the scheduling priority and the claim on my time. It's Virginia by far. My focus is on 2006. " Translation: Please, please, please don't let the Democrats nominate James Webb to run against me. If so, I'll be stuck in, like, Virginia the next 9 months and won't ever be able to catch up with John McCain, Bill Frist, Newt Gingrich, Sam Brownback, Mitt Romney, and God knows who else. Questions for Allen: Do you want to be Senator, President, both, or neither? Do you really think the country wants a dumber version of Dubya after the last 8 disastrous years?
3) "My priority is Virginia." Translation: "I'm in Cedar Falls, not Falls Church or Great Falls, because my priority is Virginia. Just like like I'm a real 'cowboy' even though I'm from Southern California. What. Ever!" Questions for Allen: have you ever actually worked on a cattle ranch? How about sheep? Chickenhawks? Ha.