Sadly, this skit could just as easily be about Virginia. It's outrageous that I could meet a woman on the street, fly off to Vegas for a wedding tomorrow, and be showered with all the rights and privileges of marriage, yet to our fair commonwealth, Arlington County Board Member Jay Fisette and his partner, who've been together since I was in grade school, may as well be strangers.
Side note - have to point out that Jack Black's biblical riff is somewhat ripped off from one of the great West Wing scenes of all time.