*Make bricks without straw
*Integrate immigrants into our society without educating them
*Make lemonade without lemons
*Protect marriage without addressing the root causes of divorce (while attacking homosexuals, who have nothing to do with heterosexual divorce)
*Eat an ice cream sundae without whip cream, chocolate sauce or a cherry on top. Oh, and no spoon either.
*Cure diseases without doing critical stem cell research.
*Make pancakes without a frying pan or any oil.
*Keep our legislators safe by letting them shoot guns in the building.
*Go fishing without a rod, reel, bait, or tackle. Or a river. Or fish.
*Achieve energy independence by cutting energy efficiency programs.
These are just a few examples. Any other ideas?