Here's my ad:
Bush [2000]: My fellow citizens, we can begin again. After all of the shouting, and all of the scandal. After all of the bitterness and broken faith. We can begin again.
Bush [2000]: Tonight, in this hall, we resolve to be, not the party of repose, but the party of reform.
McCain [2008]: And let me offer an advance warning to the old, big spending, do nothing, me first, country second Washington crowd: Change is coming.
McCain [2008]: And when we tell you we're going to change Washington, and stop leaving our country's problems for some unluckier generation to fix, you can count on it.
Bush [2000]: I don't have enemies to fight. And I have no stake in the bitter arguments of the last few years. I want to change the tone of Washington to one of civility and respect.
Bush [2000]: This is not a time for third chances, it is a time for new beginnings.
/Fade to Bush-McCain hugging.
I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message.