"Lipstick on a Pig": Close McCain Advisor (Literally) Wrote the Book!

By: Lowell
Published On: 9/10/2008 10:01:43 AM

This is no joke, Torie Clarke, "a close advisor to Arizona Senator John McCain from the earliest days of his Congressional career," literally wrote a book called "Lipstick on a Pig: Winning In the No-Spin Era by Someone Who Knows the Game."  And, of course, John McCain said the same thing - about Hillary Clinton!  Are these Republicans amazing or what?

UPDATE: Dick Cheney likes this expression as well.  The following is from remarks he made on October 14, 2004:

THE VICE PRESIDENT: In the first debate this year, Senator Kerry said that America had to meet some kind of quote, "global test" before we could take military action. The President and I know better than that. We know that our job is not to conduct international opinion polls -- our job is to defend America. (Applause.)

You saw John Kerry last night trying to back and fill on the idea of a global test. Now that notion fits with his whole career, but he doesn't want us to know about his whole career. He's trying to hide it, to cover it up by using a little tough talk during the course of this campaign. But you can't do it. It won't work. To use a phrase that we like in Wyoming, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. (Applause.)

Now, here's George W. Bush from October 26, 2006:

It's a fascinating fly-on-the-wall replay, nearly all on-the-record -- as the president explains, "I'm a skeptical off-the-record" guy. Surprisingly, there's less joking around than at most press conferences, although he does call Larry Kudlow of CNBC "Kuds" and claims he is a "blood and guts" guy. Clearly among friends (Krauthammer, Henninger, Blankley, and the rest), Bush states, "al-Qaeda is lethal as hell," and then instructs, "scratch the 'hell' -- it's lethal." Later he urges, "don't be writing -- don't write me down as hopelessly naive and trying to always put lipstick on the pig."


Comments



I think it's important to note ... (Rob - 9/10/2008 10:05:22 AM)
... that Obama wasn't even talking about Palin.  He was saying that McCain's "change" mantra is putting lipstick on a pig or fish in new newspaper.  


Obviously. (Lowell - 9/10/2008 10:09:55 AM)
Also, this is a very old expression, generally defined as "If people put lipstick on a pig, they make superficial or cosmetic changes, hoping that it will make the product attractive."  That's exactly what McCain-Palin are trying to do in rebranding themselves into "change agents" and "reformers."  They're not, no matter how much metaphorical "lipstick" they put on.


In this case, it's lipstick on a really old, wrinkly pig. n/t (FMArouet21 - 9/10/2008 10:55:03 AM)


Wow Lowell ... (ub40fan - 9/10/2008 10:05:25 AM)
you should send this little nugget to the Daily Show or MSNBC ... or something. That's quite a find.


I saw it on Daily Kos first (Lowell - 9/10/2008 10:07:07 AM)
in a recommended diary (here), so I can't really take credit.  But yeah, it is "something" as you say. Let's see if the moron media picks up on it.


andrea mitchell (bcat - 9/10/2008 10:20:05 AM)
Andrea Mitchell was holding it up on Scarborough this morning.


I am outraged! (JPTERP - 9/10/2008 10:14:02 AM)
Over the McCain campaign's phony outrage.

In truth, McCain is the pig, Palin is simply the lipstick that's been slapped on him to turn on some far-right religious extremists.



That's exactly right. (Lowell - 9/10/2008 10:35:43 AM)
Palin is the metaphorical "lipstick" that tries to turn McCain the Bush 90% Rubber Stamp (and metaphorical "pig") into McCain the "Reformer."  


Delusions (unionman - 9/10/2008 10:17:37 AM)
I work in a psyc hospital. We call this crap the republicons are pitching against Obama about his "lipstick on a pig" comment DELUSIONAL behavior.


Obama should carry that book with him for the next week (Pain - 9/10/2008 10:43:39 AM)

And show it on the stump everyday.

This feigned outrage of the McCain campaign needs to be spotlighted.



He could even read a snip from the book. (Pain - 9/10/2008 10:46:42 AM)

"lets see.  Chapter one.  How to candy coat bad news" [or whatever]  See, that's what John McCain is trying to do right now.  Candy coat the fact that his policy is Bush's policy, and he hopes that you'll buy that.  Lipstick on a pig is what I call it!  It's still a pig!"


By the way, John Edwards (Lowell - 9/10/2008 10:47:01 AM)
said the following on 9/8/04 (source, The Plain Dealer):

Edwards also took jabs at Vice President Dick Cheney for his remarks at the Republican National Convention that health care is more affordable and accessible.

"What America is he talking about?" Edwards said. "They will say everything they can between now and Election Day to put lipstick on this pig. But no matter how much lipstick you use, it's still a pig."



I always preferred the statement: (Tiderion - 9/10/2008 10:51:16 AM)
You can slap on all the paint you want but the house still needs renovations.


Obama, SAY IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.!!!!!!!!! (thegools - 9/10/2008 10:54:00 AM)
That we debate this plays into the repubs hands.
Obama should be saying the "lipstick" comment every chance he gets for the next few days, using it in the same context as the first time.  

The comment was accurate, was not a personal attack on anyone, and obviously hit the GOP candidates where it really hurts (because it was an accurate critism).

Obama, SAY IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.!!!!!!!!!

Your statement is truthful.  The fact that Palin lies about the "brifge" doesn't keep her from repeating it over and over.



Obama, say it again! (Mule - 9/10/2008 9:09:55 PM)
I couldn't agree more.  Obama shouldn't let the Republicans milk this lipstick-on-a-pig thing, but rather should turn the tables on them by repeating the expression time and again, making it a mantra of the campaign.    Dems should beat the Republicans on the inevitable race to produce bumper stickers and pins with allusions to lipstick on a pig.  Stick it to 'em!


Other porcine comments (andykeg - 9/10/2008 11:01:14 AM)
Heard Barack last night in Lebanon with my high school aged daughter-what an inspiration. Great time and energy, questions on the Great Society, community organizing, energy. Rick Boucher would make a great Secretary of Energy but I'm not sure the 9th district would survive without his leadership!
Lipstick on a pig comment was good, and being blown way out of context, as the tapes will show it was clearly responding to McCain's hypocritical mantra of being a change agent.
But Obama's other comment, in response to a teacher's question about No Child Left Behind, and his speech earlier in the day in Dayton on education, was an even better pig comment. He said in downstate Illinois that you don't measure a pig's progress by weighing it everyday. In other words, you feed the mind, give it inspiration, measuring it at the beginning, and at the end of the school year, but don't make the measuring the only standard by which you teach. Very good point which I would like to be reading more about. Maybe teacherken will pick up on it.


"Say Anything" (but the truth) (Ron1 - 9/10/2008 11:03:27 AM)
That is the mantra of the McCain campaign. Paint a false image of what Obama stands for, and lie through your teeth about what McCain and Palin stand for.

I want the Obama camp to release a one-minute ad simply entitled "Lies", and then just verbally brutalize McCain's campaign. Make it fierce and angry, and then have Obama finding his inner Howard Beale for about a week on the stump.
FORCE THE MEDIA TO COVER THIS 24-7. This needs to be drilled into the citizenry's head -- they are lying their ever-living guts out, they are trying to win the Presidency under deceitful pretenses. Otherwise, they may get away with it.  



Thanks RK! (Tyler Durden - 9/10/2008 11:20:01 AM)
Thanks for doing some background rather than simply reposing McCain campaign talking points like another blog which will remain nameless...  


MSNBC at 12:05 P.M. Plays a clip...... (buzzbolt - 9/10/2008 12:14:39 PM)
of McCain using the exact same "lipstick on a pig" phrase during the primary.   The scrolling newsfeed also states that they have found at least 4 other examples.


When you can't talk issues (Peninsula Pete - 9/10/2008 1:15:10 PM)
When you can't talk issues, you make up stuff and throw it against the wall!  That is the McCain campaign strategy!  At some point the American public will get it, and we can only pray they turn their backs on it!


Exactly (LoudounLad - 9/10/2008 3:55:24 PM)
As I heard a commentator say last night on TV, this will be another lost day where Obama's message does not get out. Guess what the lead story was when I woke up to WTOP this morning? And when I turned on the "Today" show? You got it. When will the media stop playing into the McCain camp's hands? Are there no cases of "faux outrage" that are simply too stupid or calculated to report on?

This is all feeling strangely reminiscent of the Allen campaign pulling passages out of Webb's books. A slight majority of Virginia voters saw through that tactic. I hope America is smarter as a whole.



Exactly... (KathyinBlacksburg - 9/10/2008 5:00:35 PM)
The Roanoke Times put out articles on the McC campaign in the AM edition. And then the one on the Obama rally was half-taken up by the faux outrage and other Republican spin.


Really Over the Top (HisRoc - 9/10/2008 5:40:19 PM)
This "lipstick-gate" nonsense is really over the top.  I've heard that expression used for years as a metaphor for making superficial changes to a bad program, esp. in the context of an IT project.  Engineers use it to refer to making changes in the screen displays of a badly flawed software application without changing the underlying code.  There is nothing sexist whatsoever in its usage.  

Let's hope that the Obama campaign takes the high road and doesn't respond in kind.

BTW, I'm surprised that no one has pointed out Ms. Torie Clark's principal claim to fame:  she was Donald Rumsfeld's press flack at the Pentagon.