"Mark Warner is God" Strikes Again!

By: Lowell
Published On: 4/25/2008 1:05:11 PM

Hands down, my favorite writer in the blogosphere is "Mark Warner is God."  Today, he's got yet another instant classic -- "Corrupt Obama to bribe SDs" -- although it certainly doesn't top my all-time favorite Daily Kos diary, "Barack Obama will eat your children."  Anyway, here's a snippet from today's "Mark Warner is God" diary:

According to the Chicago Tribune (Uh oh, Chicago style politics!), Obama is threatening to launch a massive voter registration drive in all 50 states. The goal would be to register new voters who will support Democrats up and down the ticket (these will all be mindless naive cultists). This drive would be paid for by his corrupt fundraising machine that is very corrupt because it is raising way too much money from elitists, black people, and other non-white-working-class-older-rural-voters (the most important an uncorruptable demographic). Even more notably, it would turn the [spigots] of his machine towards superdelegates' districts, where voter registration could help them strengthen their position and even elect more democrats down ticket. It's quid pro quo at it's worst!

This is corruption in its most base form. How dare Barack Obama attempt to curry favor by registering people to vote in undecided superdelegates' districts! He's even planning to register people to vote in HRC supporting superdelegates' districts. He's trying to buy them off! Is there nothing that's not for sale???

Ha, great stuff! Check out the entire diary and discover for yourself how "Corrupt Obama" plans "to bribe SDs."  Hehe.

PS If you didn't get that this is superb snark, you should seriously see the snark doctor, because you could be having a snark attack or something! :)


Comments



i loved it! (chiefsjen - 4/25/2008 3:02:12 PM)
i thought it was very clever and funny :)


Excellent Snark (proudvadem - 4/25/2008 3:59:39 PM)
I loved the "babies" piece too...I thought he was more of a baby kitten eater myself.
Thanks for posting this.