"Mark Warner is God" is God: Part II

By: Lowell
Published On: 1/2/2008 6:44:54 AM

Recently, the blogger known as "Mark Warner is God" hilariously explained to us that "Barack Obama will eat your children."  Now, he reveals to us how Sinister Obama uses common Right Wing talking point: "the."  You know, I'd always wondered about politicians who used the definite article, kind of made me suspicious but I couldn't put my finger on it.  Sort of like bloggers who use "it's" for the possessive AND for the contraction "it is."  Luckily, "Mark Warner is God" sets the record straight:

"The" is the latest in a pattern of right-wing media frames used by Obama to destroy the Democratic party and liberalism forever. Once he's done destroying the Democratic party from within, he will invade Middle Eastern countries for their oil and then maybe even Italy for their olive oil. This guy is not a progressive. He is a neocon. He's an arch-conservative. Look at his voting record: it reminds me of fascism. It's makes me sick.

Thank you for clarifying that, "Mark Warner is God."  Now, since I have no say in the presidential nominating process (sadly, like 299 million of my fellow Americans, I don't live in two tiny states that combined represent about 1% of the U.S. population), I would know who to vote for if I could vote.  Obviously, the candidate who talks about "A war on terror" (as in, one of many wars on terror) as opposed to "The war on terror" (as in only one war on terror).  It's all so clear now!

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You should check out my diary (True Blue - 1/2/2008 9:10:36 AM)
"Can't you see Barack Obama is in league with Lucifer?" (poll)

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