Ebenezer Scrooge is listening on as two of his business associates talk about his passing, 'It's likely to be a very cheap funeral, for upon my life I don't know of anybody to go to it. Suppose we make up a party and volunteer?'
'I don't mind going if a lunch is provided, but I must be fed, if I make one.'
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(cross posted on VirginiaDem.org)