With Friends Like These...

By: jsrutstein
Published On: 11/10/2007 8:30:55 AM

Today's epitaph for the Davises in the WaPo is full of absurd quotes by so-called friends.  I've added snark in brackets.

1) He probably won't run for reelection unless he concludes it is a path to the Senate in 2012, say his associates.

[In other words, he won't run for reelection.]

2) "He saw a lifelong goal disappear," said Republican Gary H. Baise of McLean, a friend of the Davises. "He saw very methodically how he could get there; he would be the natural heir to John Warner. But all of a sudden, events spun out of control. He could no longer control them. So he devoted everything to helping his wife. And so there was just an enormous amount of prestige, power, perception, and his future tied up in his wife's race."

[Baise wasn't much of a candidate.  Why should we expect him to be much of a pundit?  I also dispute that Tom ever lacked control.  He chose to ally himself with the ultra-right leadership of his party in order to gain access to that leadership for himself.  He chose his own short-term ambition over the long-term evolution of his constituents.]
3) "Jeannemarie was part of the Tom Davis team," recalled David B. Albo, a Republican delegate from Springfield and a personal friend of the Davises. "There were a number of us for whom Tom Davis is our mentor. . . . He got us into politics. He introduced us to people who knew how to run campaigns. He taught us how to door-knock."

[First big-time loser Baise and now Albo who would have lost to just about anyone if the Dems had bothered to try.  I know what he meant, but it's a funny thing to say that he needed to be taught how to "door knock."]

4) "Jeannemarie is Tom's perfect soul mate," said Baise. "Peggy was not."

[It's possible that Baise has been this close to Tom for that long, but this is just a tacky thing to say.]

5) "They seem infatuated with each other," said Del. Thomas Davis Rust (R-Fairfax), also a Davis recruit to state politics. "He is the congressman, he is the more influential, powerful person. But" -- and Rust chuckled here -- "she treats him as her husband, if you know what I mean. It's an equal partnership."

[No, Del. Rust, I don't know what you mean.]

6) "This is one thing people forget: Tom Davis is one of the biggest reasons why we got the Republican majority eight years ago," said Albo. "He helped devise the strategy. He also raised a ton of money."

[Albo again.  VA politics mavens, is this true that Tom Davis was a big reason for the success of the GOP in Richmond in 1999?]

7) Even Thompson conceded: "If he had won it, there would have been all sorts of celebrations." But he added: "Jeannemarie's race was the equivalent of winning the lottery. It was a long shot. Just because she lost it doesn't mean he's a eunuch."

[This is the quote that really pissed me off.  A long shot?!  Does anyone doubt that we were well into 2007 before the Davises realized that Chap was a formidable candidate?]

8) "If he truly believes that he cannot achieve his ultimate goal of being U.S. senator, then my money would be on him taking one of these jobs and hanging it up."

[And what a fitting conclusion. Baise and the WaPo admitting that Tom Davis' ultimate goal is "being" a Senator.  Perhaps if he tried being a representative (in both senses of the word) of his constituents a little more, he'd be more than the pathetic pol portrayed by the Post.]


Comments



I agree, this article is utterly nauseating. (Lowell - 11/10/2007 8:53:13 AM)
And what's with the Post's CONTINUED OBSESSION with the Davises?  Who. Gives. A. Crap.

By the way, that lottery quote enraged me too.  Oh, so NOW it would have taken a miracle for JMDD to win?  So Chap's victory was no big deal?  This is spin run amok.  Let me give you my spin:

THE DAVISES GOT THEIR ASSES KICKED ON TUESDAY DESPITE THE FACT THAT JEANNEMARIE WAS THE INCUMBENT WITH MORE MONEY, THE WASHINGTON POST, ETC. BEHIND THEM.

Let me repeat.

THE DAVISES GOT THEIR ASSES KICKED ON TUESDAY DESPITE THE FACT THAT JEANNEMARIE WAS THE INCUMBENT WITH MORE MONEY, THE WASHINGTON POST, ETC. BEHIND THEM.

Note to Washington Post:  Perhaps Amy Gardner might do better in the Style section?  She seems to like writing puff personality pieces that have no connection to reality and are unintentionally hilarious.  Sounds perfect for Style!

P.S.  Let me rephrase my points above:

CHAP KICKED YOUR ASSSES ON TUESDAY, TOM AND JEANNEMARIE.  YOU ARE WASHED UP, YOUR MACHINE IS IN RUINS.  NOW GO AWAY AND MAKE YOUR CORPORATE CRONY MILLIONS.



Actually, it WAS in the Style section (Lowell - 11/10/2007 10:00:55 AM)
Yeah, those wild and crazy Davises sure got "style."  This, kind of style ("Wife, Friend Tie Congressman to Consulting Firm: Company's Clients Say They Get Access to Va. Republican")


They doth protest too much... (The Grey Havens - 11/10/2007 9:21:33 AM)
7) Even Thompson conceded: "If he had won it, there would have been all sorts of celebrations." But he added: "Jeannemarie's race was the equivalent of winning the lottery. It was a long shot. Just because she lost it doesn't mean he's a eunuch."

BWAhhahahahahaahahah!!!



almost enough to make me want to see him run again (jsrutstein - 11/10/2007 9:47:48 AM)
Thompson, Davis' so-called "longtime friend" and President of what must be a particularly stupid "think" tank is actually right that Jeannemarie's loss didn't make Tom a eunuch, but only because he already was one.

According to Britannica.com, a eunuch is a:

"castrated human male. From remote antiquity, eunuchs were employed in the Middle East and in China in two main functions: as guards and servants in harems or other women's quarters, and as chamberlains to kings."

In Tom's case, I don't know about his equipment, but he did serve as a chamberlain to self-styled kings like Gingrich and DeLay, and his participation in Jeannemarie's campaigns looked a lot like guarding and serving a harem of one.



I cried (Eric - 11/10/2007 9:57:10 AM)
It was such a touching story that tugged at the heartstrings.  The story of true love and romance, soul mates fighting against all odds to capture just a moment of glory only to have to cruelly snatched away by fate.  Whaaaaa.....


I hear the TV miniseries is coming soon (Lowell - 11/10/2007 10:01:54 AM)
Produced by Amy Gardner and the Washington Post Company. :)


I laughed. I cried. (Lowell - 11/10/2007 10:13:23 AM)
It was even better than Cats.


Tom's New Musical (PM - 11/10/2007 10:23:47 AM)
Tom is working on a new production -- "On a fair day, you can clear millions forever."


Somebody at the Post has a crush on her (PM - 11/10/2007 10:22:31 AM)
She gets attention because many people think she's a looker; that's all it is.  (I am not a fancier --  she has "manipulator" written all over her.)

If she was not "attractive" she'd be forgotten overnight.



Blue Mondays From Now On - The Ballad of Tom and Jeannemarie (jsrutstein - 11/10/2007 10:25:43 AM)
This saga has CMA Song of the Year written all over it.

She was a Girl Scout leader with a head for math.
He was a politics nerd on a Senator's path.
What could they do?  They both were hitched.
Ambition called.  Their mates, they ditched.

He kissed the ass of the rightwing.
Her part-time lobbying gig - ka ching.
Perhaps their circle was too tight.
We moved left, while they moved right.

His party opted for a thug.
He blamed Bush's ugly mug.
She lost big time to a Chap
who nearly swept the district's map.

On her race, spent his last penny.
Probably couldn't even beat Denneny.
Maybe K Street riches are his next trick.
He'll always be Jeannemarie's eunuch.



Speaking of the Lottery (Eric - 11/10/2007 10:36:46 AM)
If Amy is statistically accurate - that JMDD really had a lottery like chance of winning - I'm going to be buying lottery tickets by the handful.  Silly me, I thought the odds were in the hundreds of millions to 1 - not something in the range of 4 out of 10. 

Now I've got to start figuring out how to spend my soon-to-be millions.



Ooops (Eric - 11/10/2007 10:39:44 AM)
I attributed the lottery part to Amy and shouldn't have.  Sorry Amy.  But I'm still going out buy lottery tickets right now.


Youse Guys are Bad !! and better be more careful !!! (Used2Bneutral - 11/10/2007 11:43:30 AM)
Just remember, Tom will soon be lobbying for the phone companies to take back the control of the Internet for them and then, and then, and then, and then you'll really be sorry.... As a congressman he has to be fair and represent all his constituents fairly.... As a lobbyist he only has to represent his own and the paying clients of their family firm. Oh wait, they already have been doing that.... but that would mean he would have to censure himself for a conflict of interest.... Nah... never happen.... I guess it might be time to learn Morse Code again since if the phone companies through their Republican puppets (the best money can buy) at the FCC continue strategically controlling the rate of innovation and the technologies and the spectrum for new services like WiMax to their own primary benefit we will be moving from twenty-sixth in the world in broad-band to 200 and there are ony 192 countries....


It seems so odd that a year ago... (Johnny Longtorso - 11/10/2007 12:45:06 PM)
a lot of people were scared that he would just waltz into John Warner's Senate seat in 2008.

How quickly times change.



Journalistic ethics -- phhhht (PM - 11/10/2007 1:28:00 PM)
How can one be a political reporter one day, supposedly dispensing objective news, and then writing puff pieces the next in the Style section?  (Maybe Amy will condescend to answer this...ha)

Well, you can't.

This is just more proof of the Post's illicit love affair with the Davises.



2012? (varealist - 11/11/2007 12:52:18 AM)
What's fascinating is that he's thinking about 2012 and Jim Webb. Webb hasn't even been a senator for one year yet....five years to go is a very very long time in politics. Yeah, he can just cruise right in and go after that seat. Stupid speculation.