So it appears that Dave is stooping to name calling better suited for an school recess than a legislative race. Perhaps he thinks he's running for king of the playground.
Who's doing this? Dave Albo.
I mean Dave Alpo - as in Alpo dog food!
Ha. Ha. Ha. Guess I'm qualified to run for the House of Delegates now.
And what does Dave Albo do when he's not making fun of people's names? Why, he's a lawyer. He defends drunk drivers. Yes, he's working FOR reckless, irresponsible criminals who endanger all of us. And I thought our goverment representatives were suposed to protect us.
So, I've come up with an ad idea for Mr. Albo...
The camera zooms in on Dave, standing outside a bar at night. Drunks stumble out the bar doord in the background.DAVE: Hi, I'm Dave Albo. I'm running against Greg Werkheiser.
WOMAN'S VOICE (off camera): You mean Greg Wort-heiser. Giggle giggle.
DAVE: Yes, Wort-heiser, and I...
A drunk stumbles up.
DRUNK (slurred speech): Dave, man, I love you man.
The drunk wanders off.
DAVE: Yes, Greg wort-heiser is...
MAN(off camera): You mean Greg Dork-heiser. Chuckle chuckle.
The sound of screeching tires and a loud crash in the background.
DAVE: Looks like I've got to go to work now. But remember, vote Albo Nov. 8.
That should appeal to kids and drunks everywhere. Dave can thank me later.